Kevin De Bruyne is about to wave goodbye to Manchester City, and let’s be honest—Pep Guardiola might need therapy. After years of slinging passes that defied physics and defenders alike, De Bruyne is set to play his final match for the club this weekend against Fulham. Yes, Fulham. Hardly the fairytale villain, but hey, every epic needs its closing chapter.
He’s not just a midfield general—he’s been a magician, a metronome, and occasionally, a grumpy wizard who says exactly what he thinks. De Bruyne is the guy who makes a 40-yard assist look like he’s ordering a flat white. And now, the curtain’s coming down on one of football’s most precise performers.
De Bruyne vs Fulham: An Unbeaten Romance
De Bruyne’s record against Fulham? Immaculate. Seven wins in seven games, five assists, and one goal that probably made the opposing goalkeeper question his life choices. It’s almost poetic that Fulham will play host to his final act. He’s never lost to them. Maybe he never will.
Kevin and the Curious Case of Clapping Evertonians
This season, in a bizarre twist that sounds like a Monty Python sketch, De Bruyne got a standing ovation from Everton fans. The man himself called it “a bit weird,” because, well, it is. But that’s what respect looks like when even your rivals are applauding your artistry. De Bruyne doesn’t need flash—he’s all business, all brilliance, all the time.
One Last Trick From the Magician
So what now? Will Kevin net a screamer at Craven Cottage and walk off into the sunset with a smirk and a wave? Probably. Because if anyone can script a poetic ending, it’s the man who turned assists into an art form and midfield into theater.
Farewell, Kevin. You were the brain, the brawn, and the beautiful bald truth of Manchester City.
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