When Haaland calls a football season “boring,” you know it’s more than just bad weather and cold dressing rooms. Manchester City’s Norse goal machine has gone from breaking nets to breaking hearts this year. City stumbled to fourth place in the league and waved goodbye to Europe sooner than a tourist in February. They’ve lost nine games, and frankly, Haaland looks like he’d rather be stuck in IKEA traffic than relive any of them.
Haaland throws shade—and maybe a boot—at City’s “horrific” campaign
“This season has been tough,” said Haaland, in what might be the understatement of the decade. “It’s boring and not fun.” That’s one way to describe a campaign where the Premier League’s perennial juggernauts got steamrolled more than a B-side comedy act on open mic night. No league title, no Champions League run, no Carabao Cup. Just one last chance: the FA Cup final against Crystal Palace.
Haaland hopes FA Cup final brings smiles, not more yawns
With City now barely clinging to a top-four finish, the pressure to win against Palace is monumental. And Haaland knows it. “In a horrific season, we still managed to get to Wembley,” he said, like a man spotting a slice of pizza at the bottom of a sad lunchbox. Wembley isn’t just a stadium anymore—it’s their emergency exit.
Erling pays tribute to De Bruyne in classic bromance style
Kevin De Bruyne laces up his boots for the final time in sky blue. Haaland is ready to send his partner-in-pass into the sunset with some silverware. “You can’t replace a player like him,” Haaland admitted. True. You also can’t replace the number of assists he’s racked up for the striker unless you have a wand and a cheat code.
So, what does Haaland really want? A trophy, a send-off for a legend, and maybe—just maybe—a season that doesn’t feel like watching paint dry at a penalty shootout.
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