Here we go again. The rich get richer, the midfield gets smoother, and football Twitter prepares for its next daily meltdown. Reijnders — yes, that slick, sharp, and supremely skillful Dutchman from AC Milan — is apparently this close to becoming Pep Guardiola’s latest brainchild at Manchester City.
Reports suggest City have already ironed out personal terms with the 26-year-old, who not only runs midfield like a maestro with a metronome but also has the stamina of a caffeinated marathoner. All that remains is for Milan to say, “Sure, but can we add a few more zeros?”
Why Reijnders Is Guardiola’s Perfect Puzzle Piece
Let’s not kid ourselves. When Pep Guardiola wants someone, he usually gets them — and uses them like a Swiss Army knife dipped in footballing elegance. Reijnders ticks all the Pep-boxes: vision, technique, lungs like bellows, and the flair to glide through opposition like a hot knife through spaghetti.
And with 15 goals and 5 assists in 54 appearances last season, the man doesn’t just show up — he shows off. Imagine him feeding passes to Haaland like a vending machine spitting out goals. Tasty, right?
Reijnders Transfer: Bad News for Milan, Good News for Football Nerds
Now, if you’re an AC Milan fan, this might sting more than an overcooked lasagna. Losing Reijnders means losing your midfield engine, creative spark, and possibly your best-dressed player.
But for neutral fans? Oh, it’s like Christmas in June. Reijnders in the Premier League means more drama, more flair, and more excuses to yell at your screen while pretending to understand tactical transitions.
Manchester City Just Became Even More Unfair with Him
If this deal closes before June 15, as Guardiola insists (he probably already marked it in his planner), City might just walk into the Club World Cup with a midfield worthy of an art museum. Fair? Not really. Fun to watch? Absolutely.
Brace yourselves. The Reijnders show might be coming to a Premier League pitch near you — and it promises to be interesting.
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