It’s never a good day when your Range Rover becomes a courtroom character witness, and for Paul Ince, it was just that. The former England midfielder—known for his grit, guts, and the occasional verbal volley—has been banned from driving after admitting to drunk driving on June 28 in Neston, Cheshire.
Paul Ince, 57, appeared before magistrates court in Chester and walked away with something more than selfies and autographs. In a verdict, which sounded like what a disappointed coach might give at half-time, the judge said, No driving for 12 months, a 5,000 fine, plus 2,085 in surcharges and expenses. Ince, you might say, got shown a red card by the law.
Paul Ince: From Midfield Maestro to Courtroom Cameo
It’s ironic that Paul Ince, who once captained England with iron resolve, now finds himself off the road—not for a tactical foul, but for a legal one. Fans will remember his bulldog determination at Manchester United and Inter Milan. But now, he’s making headlines for something less glorious than a last-ditch tackle.
What the Paul Ince Ban Teaches Us
“Don’t drink and drive” isn’t new advice. It’s older than most Premier League mascots. Yet every year, someone forgets. Paul Ince might’ve been fearless on the pitch, but off it, even legends aren’t above the law. If England had a Hall of Fame for questionable decisions, this might earn him a side plaque.
Ince and the Price of a Pint Too Many
Sure, Ince flashed a smile for the camera outside court—true to form, the man never ducks a photo-op—but the consequences were no laughing matter. Over £7,000 lighter and car keys confiscated, this midfield general now walks the walk—literally.
Let this serve as a cautionary tale: if you’re going to party like a footballer, don’t drive like one.
