As Senne Lammens strolled into the penalty area of Tottenham, like an over-caffeinated centre-forward, you would have been able to hear the gasp of Old Trafford. The coaching personnel themselves, according to sources, even took a double-take. And honestly? Fair enough. This season has already resembled a circus, and United keeps providing new acts.
But let’s get one thing straight immediately: he wasn’t the villain in this 2–2 scramble. United’s defence melted faster than Delhi ice cream in May, and he was left sweeping up the remains.
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The Belgian made two massive stops—saves that should’ve been stitched into the match-winning highlight reel. Instead, they became footnotes in another late-game implosion. Yet there he was, charging upfield for a corner like a nostalgic tribute to the Big Dane. According to sources, even the analysts muttered, “Yep… saw that one coming.”
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It’s not the keeper—it’s the cast around him. United’s defenders have developed a strange new talent: conceding in clusters. One goal? Fine. Two goals in five minutes? Now that’s their brand. And Lammens?
He is the friend who only comes out to assist in furniture transportation only to discover that the house is on fire.
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Look, I’ve covered enough football to know when a keeper is fooling everyone. This one isn’t. His distribution is crisp, his instincts sharp, and his composure borderline suspicious for someone surrounded by defensive chaos. According to sources, he’s already earned trust inside the dressing room—because someone has to remain calm during these self-inflicted storms.
United need discipline, shape, and maybe an emotional support therapist for the backline. Lammens can only mop up so much before the flood returns.
In short? Another draw, another meltdown, and another episode of “United Making Life Harder Than Necessary.” But hey—at least one guy in red is playing like he’s read the script and decided to improvise something better.
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